Be BOOTYful!

American Apparel it seems you can shock me no longer.
From their AMAZING multiway skirt/dresses modeled by some of the most gorgeously unique girls eva, American Apparel has done something to turn my head once again.

While browsing the site I came across a contest In search for the Best Bottom in the whole world.
After clicking on this link, various rumps all of different ages and races graced their presence across my screen.
I can't say I was displeased, in fact I think this idea might just be genius... partially.
Not only does this give freedom for the world to view beautiful booty but this allows everyone to show it without revealing what their face looks like (aka their true identity type ish).

(...Shoot aint nobody gonna forget that face with a booty like that anyways...) 

I can also say that this most likely wont hurt their ratings & # of viewings.

Unfortunately there are a few letdowns of this competition.
Can American Apparel actually find the best booty in the whole world?!
This is something I may not be able to believe. Just viewing 6 or 7 booties at a time I wouldn't even know where to begin on deciding whose is the best.
This competition also takes a small number on the heart of the fighters (such as myself) who lack in this world loving department...
Then again it helps me realize that the parts of myself that are different than most, are the most precious to me.

Moral of the story is, everybody is BOOTYful! So work what yo mama gave you!